How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball. My crotch is itchy. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball. I don’t know. Eating lobster? It goes against everything we were taught to believe. I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
Follow me fellas…Lets go somewhere where the sixteen of us can be alone. If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. Buns…sen. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. Let’s raise our glasses!
And I’m gonna read it to the whole school myself. I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth. Crap attack? Don’t have one? Hey, you don’t want to mess with my sister. She’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years. My crotch is itchy. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot.
My hearttttttttt. Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once? Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great. There is one place I like to go. The boys’ locker room. You can only see up to their ankles. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. It’s a mating list for when the world ends. Can I get your email?
I need to find a boy with a turtle bite on his finger. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. And I’m gonna read it to the whole school myself. Drop the towel. Let’s raise our glasses! You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.
My bra’s chafing me. I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever. Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? Argh!… Wait, I like the library. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts. It includes material that may not be suitable for all ages.