This is where I thrash. Crap attack? Don’t have one? I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. Please don’t tell Mom and Dad. Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits. Brr, it sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket, or his pants.

Now my rash smells like bacon. But it doesn’t itch anymore. Hi boys. I’m Tina. You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. It’s a mating list for when the world ends. Can I get your email? Sometimes with Jimmy Jr, I don’t know what to say. But now I don’t know what not to say and it’s like okay guys, who can get to my mouth first? Dr. Yap, once I was into you, but after seeing you torture my father, I think we should just be friends with dental benefits.

You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. She grabbed Jimmy Jr’s butt and changed the world. This is such a snore-gasm. So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, ‘Do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it. I’m no hero. I just put my bra on one boob at a time. I’m compiling a list of people I can mate with to repopulate the Earth.

Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it. This is where I thrash. I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. It includes material that may not be suitable for all ages. My boob? Thank you zombie boyfriends.

This is like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo. I don’t know. Eating lobster? It goes against everything we were taught to believe. So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, ‘Do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it. If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying. Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes.