If I were a hamburger you’d come and watch! I texted back a smiley face. She texted back some letters I don’t understand. My crotch is itchy.You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family. Your body. It’s an erotic friend fiction story that I just wrote. I hope…
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We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle. Argh!… Wait, I like the library. I texted back a smiley face. She texted back some letters I don’t understand. Yeah it’s an acquired taste. That I just acquired. YOU GORGEOUS IDIOT!…
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How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball. My crotch is itchy. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.…
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